I’m sure all of us typically wake up from a dream and dwell on it, try to make sense of it or wonder if it has some sinister meaning. It’s likely each of us has pondered the scientific implications of one dream or another. Perhaps we’ve all fondled ourselves in the shower while thinking about some dreams. But have you ever just laughed at a dream?

I had some weird dream that repeated itself with slight variations. Mostly all I remember of it is running through some Japanese-style pond full of koi. It was a nice, shallow pond. Very lovely. Would love to see it in real life. But anyway, in the last version prior to me waking up, I was running through the pond with a girl. Not some hot girl around my age, but rather a kid, maybe 9-years-old or so. I told her, “Watch out for the goldfish,” to which she replied that there were no goldfish. That was a trip for me, even in my dream. Anyway, next thing I know, we’re in a house and I’m searching through some drawers and chests with some buddies of mine from high school that I hadn’t seen in years since.

What were we searching for? At the time, I didn’t know. But then from downstairs (cuz in my dream we were upstairs, I deduced in hindsight) I heard a girl exclaim excitedly, “Ooh, an AK-47!” At which point, I paniced and told my buddies, “Shit, bitch got our guns!” I told them we had to try to find other guns fast, presumably because the girl was going to come after us with an automatic rifle, so we searched high and low until I found a Colt .45 Diamond (I don’t think that’s a real gun, but that was what I found) and a shock gun (like a taser, but more like the shock guns from old video games) with a suction cup attached, which I assumed was for turning it into a trap or something.

I thought about the dream in the shower. Precisely, i thought about the Colt Diamond and the suction-cup taser. But I also thought about that little girl. And fuck it, that shit is still funny.

Shit, bitch got our guns!