July 2011
2 posts
Flower Power
Give me your time, Your heart, your love. Tell me you’re mine Until - and through - we meet above. Or if we burn below It will never be as fierce As the fire I felt grow Within my heart twice pierced. Against the torrents of sorrow I struggle not to drown, Hoping for peace tomorrow Atop your bodily down. Without you life is wrong But with you never too long
I may be a jerk, an asshole or...
Sunny In Sacramento
It’s always sunny in Sacramento Until I left Or so she tells me But I don’t know I’m not there
It’s always rainy in Seattle, here Until she comes Or so I tell her But she won’t know She’s not here
She says the sun burns wants the soothing rain It’s so chilly here and I wait for the warm sunshine in the Sacramento rain
It’s always sultry under the...
June 2011
1 post
Homo ginger (f)
The Red-headed Human (Homo ginger) is a wholly remarkable creature, confounding current taxonomical understandings of nature, in that the female of the species seems to metamorphose between taxonomical classes at various stages of its life.
In its earliest years, the female red-headed human, although a mammal, physically resembles reef fish. Her vibrant red hair alerts predators to her presence...
March 2011
1 post
Poems from my past
I originally had some of these posted on my own site back during college. Some have never been seen by anyone outside of Australia, except one person I shared them with. Now I’ll share the poems I’ve written over the years. And if you still don’t know what the Hall of Two-Way Mirrors is about, well, tough.
Lust Trap
(almost got deported from Australia for this one)
Basic...
February 2011
1 post
How Not To Be A Power Ranger
As anyone who really knows me is aware, I’m a huge fan of the Japanese comedic duo Downtown (Masatoshi Hamada and Hitoshi Matsumoto). Over the years they’ve done various shows, such as Hey!Hey!Hey! Music Champ and Gaki no Tsukai.
One of the shows they made was Gottsu Ee Kanji, another show similar to Gaki no Tsukai rife with interviews, games, and sketch comedy. A buddy of mine...
January 2011
3 posts
Some Game Ideas for Nintendo 3DS
So as soon as I read about the upcoming Nintendo 3DS having augmented reality games, I’ve been getting ideas for games that could possibly make use of it. Maybe some day we’ll be playing these or similar games on the 3DS.
Duck Hunt 3DS
What if the ducks didn’t fly out from behind pixelated bushes, but rather from behind your couch or grandfather’s head? I’m not...
Don't write off the 3DS just yet!
But don’t invest all your money in Nintendo stocks, either.
Nintendo unveiled its newest venture, the hand-held gaming device of the new wave: the Nintendo 3DS. Like its predecessors DS and DS-i, the 3DS will have wi-fi capability, play an expansive library of games, a touch screen with stylus, and fit snugly in your pocket (just don’t sit on it!).
In fact, it offers an even bigger...
Why do rapists let them get away?
So I was thinking just the other night at work. That’s usually not such a bad thing, but a girl supposedly had just been in the store allegedly raped by the guys she was seen at the store with just two hours earlier. Naturally the cops were called.
So what was I thinking, aside from the obvious, “Damn, why couldn’t she have come back when I was here so I could see her...
July 2010
1 post
Pieces Of You
Drowning in lust reached out for attention and clung tightly to you but all touched by me seems to break I must have touched your heart because I’m unable to find pieces of you Sharp words I penned that rended wounds unhealed and cut deeply both ways but never me moreso than you One and two, through and through until nothing else was left but pieces of you Photos I hid unbleached by light of...
May 2010
1 post
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Review of Eddie Lebron's "Mega Man"
Today Eddie Lebron released his not-for-profit movie “Mega Man” based on the hit video game series produced by Capcom. You can watch the movie here:
Mega Man: The Motion Picture
Being an experienced B-movie actor, Edward Young (Dr. Light) is a bit monotonous, but he doesn’t come across as a ham. Fortunately, he doesn’t have much screen time, so his performance...
February 2010
1 post
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Miike's Django Pastiche: Camp or Kitsch?
It’s not a bad thing to be a “cult director,” but the term has some unintended negative connotations. A cult director is someone that directed a film which was a box office failure, but gained considerable popularity on home release or TV. That said, big-name directors like the Coen brothers, Sam Raimi, Tim Burton and George Lucas are all cult directors by definition, but...
January 2010
4 posts
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it,...
What’s a blog without a rant that nobody reading will probably relate to?
This was originally going to be a longer, more civilized post, but after accidentally closing my browser on the first attempt at typing this, then accidentally refreshing the site after typing the whole thing up, I’ll crop this shit.
Some full-time employee at work bitched to my boss about getting sent home...
Bitch got our guns!
I’m sure all of us typically wake up from a dream and dwell on it, try to make sense of it or wonder if it has some sinister meaning. It’s likely each of us has pondered the scientific implications of one dream or another. Perhaps we’ve all fondled ourselves in the shower while thinking about some dreams. But have you ever just laughed at a dream?
I had some weird dream that...
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Mega Man movie in the near future
Eddie Lebron stated on his site that the Mega Man film will be released some time in late spring of this year, unless something comes up and it gets pushed into summer. Whether he was just being lazy and trying to avoid further editing or was being honest is uncertain, but he said the film’s screentest went well and was met with rave reviews, so very few edits will be made.
Of course,...
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All that we see or seem...
ATTENTION: If at any time you find yourself lost and drifting away, turn off your monitor and cook up a bowl of spaghetti & meatballs.
Let’s get metaphysical! If you’ve never had the pleasure of hearing me philosophize, sit back and enjoy the ride. At the end of this blog, I will count to three and snap my fingers. You will awake with a clear mind, knowing you are right and that...
December 2009
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Mega Man film is late but on its way
Director/Producer Eddie Lebron mentioned last week that his latest film — a live-action adaptation of the classic video game series Mega Man (ロックマン in Japan) — will be available for a test screening at the upcoming comics & games convention MagFest in Virginia. This is big news for fans who have been anxiously awaiting the movie, but will Eddie release the final cut anytime soon or...
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Nigga gone fishin'!
When you step outside the cultural boundaries, stigmas and taboos go out the window. It’s not uncommon to see Asians flipping you the bird in photos, since to them it’s an American novelty — like hip-hop. Now Japan’s flooded with Japanese rap, hip-hop, R&B and even grunge rock. Japanese girls idolize Paris Hilton. Even the McCain-Obama campaign race has appeared on...
And then there were two...
Day Two: The clouds taunt us — rolling in, drifting out, then rolling back in, blanketing the land in a dreary grey made pleasant by the radiant aura shed by our celestial mother. Whilst glimmering frost coats the shingles outside my window, a bitter chill permeates through thin windows and fractured walls. After a long day at work, I settle down into my bed. Likewise, my beloved cat settles...
"I will name him George..."
Ok, so I never had any intention of naming my first blog George. That would just be silly. Besides, you can’t hug and squeeze a blog, so it would make no sense to anyone. But all that aside, here’s the first entry in Theou Aegis’ (that’s me) blog.
Yup, I’m a blogger now. What do I have that’s worth blogging about? Do I have artwork or photos? Personal programs?...